05/02/2001
Spam Selling Sex Scents Sent to Bob Fosse
I just received spam, addressed to bob@fosse.com, hawking "Nature's Only True Aphrodisiac." This is almost as funny as the spam I received earlier in the day addressed to steve@sondheim.com which read, "We have cameras in every bathroom, shower and bedroom of seven tight assed freshman sorority girls."
Its always nice to see people looking out for sweet ol' JJ. God knows now that her life has gone into overload she needs your assistance! PS: JJ - If you are reading this from work . . . Go home!
The REF (05/04/2001 06:25 PM)
Doh! now I know what I'll be humming for the rest of the day...
JessaJune (05/04/2001 09:01 AM)
Hear, hear. Especially not in the lusty month of May.
Dinah (05/03/2001 11:22 PM)
I reiterate that there is nothing wrong with good ol' fashion porn.
Mark (05/03/2001 03:47 PM)
General Disclaimer: I am not Diane. I don't know anything about erectile dysfunction, except that Bob Dole is a big advocate of it. I am not a promoter of tight-assed sorority girls (not having been one myself). And I don't appreciate cameras in bathrooms, showers or bedrooms (see previous statement). And J, whatever Diane was expressing concern over for you, I'm sorry, but I don't really want to know. I think it's all a conspiracy of Mark's to lure us into his world o' porn.
Kristin (05/03/2001 03:46 PM)
JessaJune, we've all been concerned about it. We weren't sure how to tell you. Kristin started it.
Mark (05/03/2001 03:38 PM)
That Diane sure gets around... apparently she was concerned about me as well. Go figure.
JessaJune (05/03/2001 03:37 PM)
I think the real question is: "Are You Satisfied With The Size Of Your Penis?" Of course, I just got an email titled "Diane Thought You Might Have Erectile Dysfunction". I appreciate Diane's concern and all, but I hardly know the gal.
Bill (05/03/2001 02:08 PM)
Since when did "tight-ass" become an inticement rather than a flaw?
Dinah (05/03/2001 11:32 AM)
Oops! Sorry, I thought Steve would like that one. (Gosh, those cameras were hard to install.)
Mike (05/03/2001 12:09 AM)
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